Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Monday, December 31, 2012

End

"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make." --Paul McCartney

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Cats























On average, cats spend 2/3 of every day sleeping.

That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Flying

 





















"Every time I fly and am forced to remove my shoes. I'm grateful Richard Reid is not known as the Underwear Bomber." --Douglas Manuel

Friday, December 28, 2012

1-Iron

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightening, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. --Lee Trevino

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Spurs

In the state of Arizona, it is illegal for cowboys to walk through a hotel lobby wearing their spurs.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012

Imagine

Just imagine, Rudolph guiding Santa on his sleigh through the parting of the clouds.

Or maybe,

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
--John Lennon

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Migrate

Did you know the Bar-tailed Godwit migrates from China to New Zealand in one flight, a distance of over 5,500 miles? Did you know some species of parrots fly 500 miles every day while looking for food?

Friday, December 21, 2012

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Junkmail

More than 85 billion pieces of unsolicited mail get dropped in mail boxes around the country each year – about 100 pounds for every household.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Office

Looks like another tough day at the office.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

"Limeys"

English sailors were referred to as "limeys" because sailors added lime juice to their diet to combat scurvy.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Pretend

Making a a timely appearance, when the dear come walking through, I always pretend the guy with the white beard is close behind.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Up-Side-Down

We've all seen this from our plane window, cotton candy clouds below....but this is really Latigo Bay, where i rotated the photo 180 degrees....kind of fun, eh?

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Beached

It breaks my heart everytime I see an amazing creature of the sea, the California grey whale, beached, most recent, last week in Malibu.

Have you ever touched a "Gentle Giant?"

The most unbelievable, beyond description, sharing a proud mother whale lift her baby to the surface for me to touch, more that 1000 words, probably the best moment of my life, second to my wife Cindy, giving birth to our amazing daughter, Rebecca Lynn.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Raindrops

It's difficult to say, the average raindrop comes from various heights, but at sea level, a large raindrop, about the size of a house-fly, 20 miles per hour.


Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Doggie

Unable to finish what's on your plate?

In the 1940's, where the United States was engaged in World War ll, food shortages were a fact of life.

Pet owners were encouraged  to feed table scraps to fido.

Doggie bag?

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Grateful

Hope you can share time with family and friends this Thanksgiving Day and tell them how grateful you are to have them in your life.

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Colours

There are 7 colours in a rainbow.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet.

Just remember the expression:

"Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vein."

Monday, November 12, 2012

Veterans

* And I'm proud to be an American,

where at least I know I'm free.

And I won't forget the men who died,

who gave that right to me.

--Lee Greenwood

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Vote























According to a website, what you drank last weekend determines how you will vote today.

Looks like its Jack Daniels vs. Budweiser.

Cheers!

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Voted























You've probably figured it out, with only 2 days before election, this guy has already voted.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Halloween

I cannot tell you how many times I have walked into a spider web until its too late, always sticky and very creepy.

Happy Halloween!

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Soulmates

Huge "Shout out" to our friends and newlyweds, Christine and Todd.

FYI Todd, Christine is always right.

Cheers!

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Estate

Rocky Oaks Estate, 37-acres of vineyards and a helicopter pad.

I could do this.

How much do i have to put down for the asking price of $49 million?

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Golden

Spending golden moments with family while on holiday.

Bill Cosby, Spam, and the Golden Gate Bridge all turn 75 this year.

Sunday, September 30, 2012

"Crowsfeet"

Did you know a smile with "crowsfeet" in the corners of someones eyes signals that they are genuinely happy.

If you don't see them, that "fake smile" would rather be talking to someone else.

Change the world, put a smile on your face, and thanks for the "crowsfeet."