Sunday, November 28, 2010


Glory days,
Well they'll pass you by,
Glory days,
In the wink of a young girls eye,
Glory days.  --Bruce Springsteen

Thursday, November 25, 2010


Vegan, vegetarian or just another turkey, what's most important is that we are thankful for what we have, coming together to be with friends and family.

Did you hear about the x-rated turkey?

It's served with very little dressing.

Happy Thanksgiving, cheers!

Sunday, November 21, 2010


Full Beaver Moon - November This was the time to set beaver traps before the swamps froze, to ensure a supply of warm winter furs.

It's the third of the season's four full moons, shining boldly through the Malibu Pier. 

Wednesday, November 17, 2010


So, how many gardeners does it take to mow your neighbors lawn, or, what do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Sunday, November 14, 2010


Most Malibu residents won't have to go further than their patio or driveway to find the Western Fence Lizard-the most common area species-at home.

Oh, interested in the lizard lounge drink?

1 oz. curacao, blue
1 oz. liqueur  melon
2 oz. rum, coconut
1 splash 7-up


Wednesday, November 10, 2010


"My first, my last, my everything.
And the answer to all my dreams.
You're my sun, my moon, my guiding star.
My kind of wonderful, that's what you are."  --Barry White

Sunday, November 7, 2010


Most American's set their clocks back 1-hour to, as as the saying goes, "Spring ahead, Fall back."

There are actual savings thanks to manipulating our time zones and since its introduction, there have been noticeable declines in traffic accidents and deaths, as well as less crime.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010


"Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us, and the world will be as one."  --John Lennon